Our last 48...84? Hours of our vacation was quite the whirl wind of events. We spent our last morning in Phi Phi relaxing on the beach, getting Thai massages, and eating Thai pancakes #hardlife. Along our trip, we had heard from people that Phi Phi is much better than Phuket, so we took the afternoon ferry home instead of the morning to soak up the island sun for a few more hours; leaving us with one night in Phuket. So, we did the essentials: see a Buddha, eat some food.
Only, IT WAS THE LARGEST BUDDHA EVVAH.
After checking into our hostel and soaking up the AC (unmelting), we hit the streets in search of a taxi that would squeeze us all in for the 20 minute ride up to this gem:
pro tip: book the taxi for the way up AND down. There aren't taxi's up there and some hooligans were stranded at the top with no ride down!
It was a pretty radical sunset up there. On our way back to the hostel, we asked the cabbie to drop us off at a dope restaurant within walking distance of our hostel. We landed at a place full of locals (so we knew it'd be good!) and stuffed our bocas with some nosh. The next day we wanted to test our stamina and create the longest day ever of traveling to Bangkok and then seeing everything Bangkok has to offer (LOL).
jk. but not really.
Sidenote: our first day of the trip we were SUPPOSED to have a full day in Bangkok, but Delta was just like LOL NO. So, we had a night, which was spent being ballers on a bar at the 65th story of a building and getting a tuk tuk to drop us off at his friends restaurant (what? this doesn't look like the market...oh? it's closed? we totally believe you).
SO. After losing a day, we had to get some essentials checked off our Bangkok list: Wat Pho and the Golden Buddha.
The ferry port from our hostel was about a 10 minute walk...unfortunately there was a 100 lane speedtrack highway in the way. After trying to navigate around it, we called some tuk tuk's to the rescue. We were all "hey, take us to the ferry and step on it!" and he was all "okay i'll take you to my friends boat and pretend I don't know what the word ferry is", but he said it in Thai, so we smiled and said okay. We get there and the boat guy was all "that'll be one MILLION Thai Baht" and we were like "NOPE, where's the ferry." we talked him down to like 300 Baht which was still REDONK but whatevs, he took us through the canals a bit so...we saw that.
LOL bamboo scaffolding. We spent the afternoon wandering around the site, picking out which building we'd each live in if we took over the compound, and ended with some caffeine to keep us going. After wandering around Wat Pho, we headed out in search for THE GOLDEN BUDDHA.
AH we found the FERRY that DIDN'T EXIST before! Silly Bangkok civilians constantly lying to us! (sidenote: this is true, everyone lies to you in this city, so ask Google before asking ANYONE ANYTHING.)
SO, after taking a siesta, we turned on some club music in the hostel to wake everyone up for our fancy dinner on our last night of the trip (tears). IT WAS ON A LOTUS POND. what?
THEN. Because this wasn't the longest day ever yet. Lauren and I hopped on a Tuk Tuk to check out China town and stock up on Koala Yummies, obvi.
At this point we were about to claim the streets of China Town as our bed, so we hopped on a Tuk Tuk, got lost, but finally found our way to the hostel. Then finger snaps and we were home! HAHA LOL JK NOPE. Delta was nice enough to delay our flight home (again!), add a layover in Seattle (one hour! *missed flight*) and let us travel the airways for 36, THIRTY SIX, hours before swan diving our smelly tired bodies into our OWN bed.
At one point (not sure what country we were in) we were talking to a man and his daughter from Australia. He mentioned how upbeat we were despite horrible conditions. We thanked him, but left out the fact that we were highly intoxicated. We learned early on in this trip that beer is the only medicine for long hours spent in an airport. #professionaltravelers
Speaking of being professional travelers, they do a very funny, yet efficient thing over there for peeps like us (ya know, lost souls who don't speak the native language). They put STICKERS on us. I wish I had kept them all #hoarder, you might even see us wearing them in the pictures along the trip (I spy game?!). Oh, you need a taxi into town? Blue sticker. You need to go to domestic baggage claim when we land? Red sticker. SO FUNNY. BUT, IT WORKS SO WELL. In Japan we were waiting in a line to get our boarding pass and a woman looked at us (our sticker) "Oh, you are on blah blah flight? Right this way"...AND in...some other destination...we were waiting to pass through customs and (we were in the MIDDLE of a huge crowd) some woman crowed surfed to get at us and re-direct us to another, more appropriate line.
SO FUNNY. so smart.
And THAT was our trip, Siem Reap, Chiang Mai and Phi Phi, If you missed the rest!
Now, where to next....?!